ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

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general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

+ 53252

arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

+ 34946

ofthesepastfewyears:

passjontheball:

Crickets Throw Their Voice | Basement

I’ll be fine, I’ll run and hide. I wish I could stay here.

+ 48